Introduction Paragraph:
My name is Fletcher McCune and I am a clumsy problem child. Over my sixteen years of life, my family of two sisters and four parents have had to put up with my seven emergency room visits for things that no normal child would do. When I was three, I received a concussion when I was climbing on a dry-bar and knocked it over on my incredibly intelligent self. Later on that year I swallowed a quilting pin because I thought it looked extremely appetizing. (May have had something to do with the concussion. Who knows?) When I was seven I got extremely dehydrated and was admitted into the hospital for fluids and encouraging words about drinking water. The rest of my troubles were all broken bones from various falls or fights or games or anything that could possibly lead to a broken bone. I've seen it all and done it all when it comes to injuries and hospital visits.
Two Lies and a Truth:
1. I have visited every state but Alaska.
2. I have four nipples. (I just nonchalantly and creepily threw that in there.)
3. My beard doesn't lie.
